I recently came across this list on nickmom.com and I just had to share. Our daughter is 14 and I still find myself saying many these things almost on a daily basis! Of course I have been referred to as a helicopter mom, but I’m curious….am I alone on this??


Since becoming a mom, more things have come out of my mouth that shock me than I care to admit. Comes with the job, though, right?
LOL great list! The “Oh Really” stood out to me because I am still saying that and my kids are 20 and 22! Thankfully I no longer have to tell them to go poo and pee but my dog still hears that and a lot of these daily! 🙂
“What are you doing in there?” is something I constantly say to my youngest grandson (3) who loves to plunder in my bedroom. I’m always corraling him back to the fold with the rest of the grands. Love this list.
Haha yeah I think my Mum has said these to me a lot of times 😉 x
Yep, I say these a lot myself. I am pretty sure my mom did too, lol. Too funny how things change so much once we become moms and the things we say… I never thought I’d say no, and go ask your dad so much!
There are some really funny ones in there. I think I’ve said my fair share of them!
Ha ha! I think every mom has said every one of these at some point. Sometimes I can’t believe what comes out of my mouth to my kids – it’s like I’ve channeled my mother!
This list is absolutely hilarious. I am pretty sure I have said half of these today!
That’s a pretty standard list universally. Mom’s are alike in more ways then some would like to admit, LOL
Yep, I probably say all of those things, I mean with boys they are always doing disgusting things, so I’m always checking their manners. Funny list, and I’m guilty on all accounts.
I think i’ve said all those things and may be a few more!! Great list!
I think I have said some of these before!
I used to promise myself to never say all the annoying things that my mum used to say when I was a kid. Haha. I don’t even have kids yet, but I can totally see myself breaking that promise!
Hahaha great list! I don’t say number 3 much since I’m a single mom but has been making my ex be responsible for his own words by telling my son to go ask his Dad lol
I vaguely remember my Mom saying some of those to me–actually she still does and I am 65-thankfully we each have our own apartments!!
For sure you are not alone with all of those stuff. Haha.
Haha yes! I’m a preschool teacher and i feel like i say all those things. I’ll pass this list onto my mum 🙂
hahaha I tell my 16yr old ‘get down from there,’ or ‘put that down,’ lol Never thought of it in your context and you made me laugh. 🙂
Hahaha. I just realized that I say these things a lot after reading this post. I love your list.
ha ha ha so true! I do say all these things almost every single day. It’s good to know I’m not alone.
It always amazes me how much i have grown to sound like my Mother. I have said all those things on your list.
Ok, that was HILARIOUS! I know for sure I’ve said quite a few of those things just today! Pinned this!
Too funny! I shared this on my personal page a while back! I say these things to my son ALL the time!
I have definitely said a lot of the things on that list. I also like to tell my daughter “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.” Kidding of course {half kidding}. 😛
lol. i am not a mom, but my mom have said all of these to me and my brother and probably others. LOL
Yes, yes, and yes! Sometimes I feel like a broken record when it comes to my kids.
Ha! I have a 4 year old and I may have said every single one of those things in the last half hour! Thanks for the laugh!
This is funny! I do find myself saying it a lot to my kids. No!, go ask your dad, maybe later, I love you, go pee, just eat it, give me my phone back and get down from there. Kids don’t listen sometimes and I have to repeat myself lol.
I still say I have to go potty. I have a 9-year-old and a 12-year-old. I probably will catch myself saying it the rest of my life. I love Nick Mom!
No, you are definitely not alone! I have three boys and I find myself saying all of these things all the time, especially did you flush! LOL
I can attest, you are not alone! lol I say this whole list every day, I think! Lately, it’s been #23 all day long with my 5 year old!